Ting Ting: Mama, I'm a choo -choo train. Choo Choo! Choo Choo!
(She chugs her way downstairs to the kitchen)
Mama: Well, it's time to eat. What do choo-choo trains have for breakfast?
Ting Ting: Cookies.
Nice try, kiddo. Next time I'll know better than to ask!